Funny Short Stories
One day, while my friend and I were traveling through Germany, we were very hungry but we didn’t have a lot of money. We decided to stop at a village market to get a few groceries. I chose some cookies and went to the front counter to pay. Near the counter I saw some packaged cookies in a large bin. They looked good and were a lot cheaper than the ones I had in my hand, so I took them instead.
We left the store and looked for a place where we could eat. We found a quiet place under a tree and we ate our sandwiches first, and then the cookies and We thought they were great.
Funny Short Stories
“Let’s get these again,” I said. “They’re cheap and they really taste good.”
My friend can read some German, but I can’t, so I gave her the package so she could look for the brand name. She looked at it and then started to laugh.
“Why are you laughing?” I asked.
“Because they’re dog biscuits!” she said.
Funny Short Stories
Source: eflclassroom.com
Vocabulary
English | Pronunciation | Russian | Spanish | Indian | Chinese |
Cookie (Cookies) | [‘kukɪ] | домашнее печенье | Galleta | कुकी | 曲奇餅 |
while | [(h)waɪl] | в то время как | mientras | जबकि | 而 |
Travel (traveling) | [‘træv(ə)l] | путешествовать | Viajar | यात्रा | 旅行 |
through | [θruː] | через | mediante | के माध्यम से | 通過 |
hungry | [‘hʌŋgrɪ] | голодный | hambriento | भूखे पेट | 飢餓 |
Decide (decided) | [dɪ’saɪd] | принимать | Decidir | तय | 決定 |
village | [‘vɪlɪʤ] | деревня | pueblo | गाँव | 村 |
market | [‘mɑːkɪt] | базар | mercado | बाजार | 市場 |
get | [get] | получить | obtener | प्राप्त | 得到 |
groceries | groceries | продукты | comestibles | किराने का सामान | 雜貨 |
Pay (paid) | [peɪ] | платить | paga | वेतन | 工資 |
bin | [bɪn] | закром, ларь | compartimiento | बिन | 箱子 |
Cheap (cheaper) | [ʧiːp] | дешёвый | Barato | सस्ता | 廉價 |
instead | [ɪn’sted] | вместо; взамен | en lugar | बजाय | 代替 |
quiet | [‘kwaɪət] | тихий | tranquilo | चुप | 安靜 |
eat (ate) | [iːt] | есть, поедать | comer | खाना खा लो | 吃 |
Think (thought) | [θɪŋk] | думать, мыслить | pensar | सोच | 認為 |
taste | [teɪst] | вкус | gusto | स्वाद | 味道 |
give (gave) | [gɪv] | дать, подать | dar | देना | 給 |
package | [‘pækɪʤ] | пакет | paquete | पैकेज | 包 |
can (could) | [kæn] | уметь | poder | कर सकते हैं | 能夠 |
Laugh | [lɑːf] | смех | risa | हसना | 笑 |
biscuit | [‘bɪskɪt] | сухое печенье | galleta | बिस्कुट | 餅乾 |
Say(said) | [seɪ] | сказать | decir | कहना | 說 |
а вобщем смешно.