English funny stories pdf

  A woman needed to buy  her mother  a birthday present. She didn’t know what to buy her mother. She only had one day to buy her mother something.

So she went out window shopping. Soon enough, she  walked by a pet store window. She thought to herself, “What a lovely idea for a present! My mother is so lonely and she needs a pet.”

The woman went into the store and saw many wonderful animals. Puppy dogs, fluffy cats,gold fish, cute mice. But the woman didn’t think these were special enough. She asked the manager if he had a pet that was really special.  

The manager thought for a moment and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $5,000” “I  have  a  parrot  that  can  speak  7  languages,  Chinese,  English,  French,  Korean,  German, Russian and even Hindi!”  

The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by special delivery to her mother, so she would get it the next day.  

The next evening after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do  you like your birthday present.”

Her mother replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!” 

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English funny stories pdf

Vocabulary

English Pronunciation Russian Spanish Indian Chinese
birthday [‘bɜːθdeɪ] день рождения cumpleaños जन्मदिन 生日
present [‘prez(ə)nt] подарок un regalo एक उपहार 禮物
Need (needed) [niːd] необходимость necesitar जरुरत 需要
buy [baɪ] покупать comprar खरीद 購買
something [‘sʌmθɪŋ] что-нибудь alguna cosa कुछ कुछ 某物
Go (went) [gəu] идти ir चले जाओ
out [aut] вне fuera बाहर
shopping [‘ʃɔpɪŋ] покупка товаров compras खरीदारी 購物
soon [suːn] скоро pronto शीघ्र 不久
enough [ɪ’nʌf ] достаточный suficiente पर्याप्त
pet [pet] домашнее животное mascota पालतू 寵物
Think (thought) [θɪŋk] думать pensar सोच 認為
herself [hɜː’self] себя sí misma स्वयं 她自己
idea [aɪ’dɪə] идея idea विचार 理念
See( saw) [siː] видеть ver देख 看到
wonderful [‘wʌndəf(ə)l ] замечательный maravilloso आश्चर्यजनक 精彩
Animal (animals) [‘ænɪm(ə)l] животное animal जानवर 動物
puppy [‘pʌpɪ] щенок perrito कुत्ते का बच्चा 小狗
fluffy [‘flʌfɪ] пушистый mullido शराबी 蓬鬆
cute [kjuːt] милый lindo प्यारा 可愛
mouse(mice) [maus] мышь ratón माउस 老鼠
special [‘speʃ(ə)l] особый especial विशेष 特別
Ask (asked) [ɑːsk] спрашивать Pedir पूछना
manager [‘mænɪʤə] управляющий gerente प्रबंधक 經理
really [‘rɪəlɪ] действительно De Verdad वास्तव में
Cost (costs) [kɔst] стоимость costo लागत 成本
parrot [‘pærət] попугай loro तोता 鸚鵡
perfect [‘pɜːfɪkt] совершенный Perfecto उत्तम 完善
buy (bought) [baɪ] покупать comprar खरीद 購買
send (sent) [send] посылать enviar भेजना 發送
delivery [dɪ’lɪv(ə)rɪ] доставка entrega वितरण 交貨
get [get] получить obtener प्राप्त 得到
evening [‘iːvnɪŋ] вечер noche शाम 晚間
Reply (replied) [rɪ’plaɪ] Ответить respuesta जवाब दे दो 回复
delicious [dɪ’lɪʃəs] вкусный delicioso स्वादिष्ट 美味的

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