English funny stories pdf
A woman needed to buy her mother a birthday present. She didn’t know what to buy her mother. She only had one day to buy her mother something.
So she went out window shopping. Soon enough, she walked by a pet store window. She thought to herself, “What a lovely idea for a present! My mother is so lonely and she needs a pet.”
The woman went into the store and saw many wonderful animals. Puppy dogs, fluffy cats,gold fish, cute mice. But the woman didn’t think these were special enough. She asked the manager if he had a pet that was really special.
The manager thought for a moment and replied, “Yes, but it costs a lot of money. $5,000” “I have a parrot that can speak 7 languages, Chinese, English, French, Korean, German, Russian and even Hindi!”
The woman said, “Perfect” and bought the bird. She sent it by special delivery to her mother, so she would get it the next day.
The next evening after work, the woman called her mother. She asked, “How do you like your birthday present.”
Her mother replied, “Thank you, IT’S DELICIOUS!”
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English funny stories pdf
Vocabulary
English | Pronunciation | Russian | Spanish | Indian | Chinese |
birthday | [‘bɜːθdeɪ] | день рождения | cumpleaños | जन्मदिन | 生日 |
present | [‘prez(ə)nt] | подарок | un regalo | एक उपहार | 禮物 |
Need (needed) | [niːd] | необходимость | necesitar | जरुरत | 需要 |
buy | [baɪ] | покупать | comprar | खरीद | 購買 |
something | [‘sʌmθɪŋ] | что-нибудь | alguna cosa | कुछ कुछ | 某物 |
Go (went) | [gəu] | идти | ir | चले जाओ | 走 |
out | [aut] | вне | fuera | बाहर | 出 |
shopping | [‘ʃɔpɪŋ] | покупка товаров | compras | खरीदारी | 購物 |
soon | [suːn] | скоро | pronto | शीघ्र | 不久 |
enough | [ɪ’nʌf ] | достаточный | suficiente | पर्याप्त | 足夠 |
pet | [pet] | домашнее животное | mascota | पालतू | 寵物 |
Think (thought) | [θɪŋk] | думать | pensar | सोच | 認為 |
herself | [hɜː’self] | себя | sí misma | स्वयं | 她自己 |
idea | [aɪ’dɪə] | идея | idea | विचार | 理念 |
See( saw) | [siː] | видеть | ver | देख | 看到 |
wonderful | [‘wʌndəf(ə)l ] | замечательный | maravilloso | आश्चर्यजनक | 精彩 |
Animal (animals) | [‘ænɪm(ə)l] | животное | animal | जानवर | 動物 |
puppy | [‘pʌpɪ] | щенок | perrito | कुत्ते का बच्चा | 小狗 |
fluffy | [‘flʌfɪ] | пушистый | mullido | शराबी | 蓬鬆 |
cute | [kjuːt] | милый | lindo | प्यारा | 可愛 |
mouse(mice) | [maus] | мышь | ratón | माउस | 老鼠 |
special | [‘speʃ(ə)l] | особый | especial | विशेष | 特別 |
Ask (asked) | [ɑːsk] | спрашивать | Pedir | पूछना | 問 |
manager | [‘mænɪʤə] | управляющий | gerente | प्रबंधक | 經理 |
really | [‘rɪəlɪ] | действительно | De Verdad | वास्तव में | 真 |
Cost (costs) | [kɔst] | стоимость | costo | लागत | 成本 |
parrot | [‘pærət] | попугай | loro | तोता | 鸚鵡 |
perfect | [‘pɜːfɪkt] | совершенный | Perfecto | उत्तम | 完善 |
buy (bought) | [baɪ] | покупать | comprar | खरीद | 購買 |
send (sent) | [send] | посылать | enviar | भेजना | 發送 |
delivery | [dɪ’lɪv(ə)rɪ] | доставка | entrega | वितरण | 交貨 |
get | [get] | получить | obtener | प्राप्त | 得到 |
evening | [‘iːvnɪŋ] | вечер | noche | शाम | 晚間 |
Reply (replied) | [rɪ’plaɪ] | Ответить | respuesta | जवाब दे दो | 回复 |
delicious | [dɪ’lɪʃəs] | вкусный | delicioso | स्वादिष्ट | 美味的 |
English funny stories pdf